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Thank you for being patient with the Mafia. We are now back and ready to fuckin kill. Join our family and be the best in all of elfpack, if not, you are our enemy. Prepare, to simply die.





The Mafia Family





New's on positions!
[Lust] - Don
[Blinded Seraphim] - Vice Don
[James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!] - Recruiter, Advertiser, and Events Coordinator
[Voice of the Voiceless] - Bar Owner



If you want to join apply to theThe Mafia Family, if questions talk to the Don[Lust] or the Vice Don [Blinded Seraphim]. Please try and make sure you know what you want to specialize in before you apply! Once joined please visit EP Mafia banners and read the rules at EP Mafia rules. Also enjoy some of the new activities around and have fun!
So for those who need baby steps:
1) Read the list of "Available Positions"
2) Figure out what you want to be.
3) Talk to [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]




If unsure of where you wish to apply, talk to [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]

If you feel they have not answered you talk to the Don and find out why you are not on the list.






Available Positions


The Elfpack Mafia Hospital Guard
Barman/maid
Entertainment
Weapon expert
(please specify)
Assassin
Spy
Accountant
Prostitute/Hoe
Head Mafia Goon
Dr. Death's assistants
Tracker/Problem solver
Political adviser
Undercover Operator
Getaway Driver
Snitch
Others of Demolition
Smuggling
Medical Assistants
Sweeper



To make sure no one ends up kicked out of the mafia we are asking for the members to be at least 15-16 and fairly mature. We dont want dumbass' running around. Thank you for your time.






The Mafia World

EP Mafia Banners located here.
EP Mafia Photos - The Elfpack Mafia photo gallery.
EP Mafia Rules located here.
Want somewhere to hang out visit the EP Mafia Bar.
EP Mafia War We want war.
Missions? The Elfpack Missions
The Elfpack Mafia Gym
Some one sick or hurt? The Elfpack Mafia Hospital
The strip Club




The Mafia Polls
Vote to help with the growth of the mafia.





Mafia News


[We also need people to suply ][Lust][ with pictures of - You looking mafia tough, being a hot mafia member, your mafia car, and how you love the mafia! Prize's are being decided!]



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Contest!

Starting December 10th until Jan 7th get the best X-mass picture you can, can be dirty, mafia-ish, cute, what ever you think will win the contest!
And then we will start a "trophy room" and you will be the first winner!
See more at Mafia contests



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2006-02-06 [Frosty French Fry]: CLOSE IT!...

2006-02-06 [W!ld KAT]: ok! *closes box quickly* sorry matt,...

2006-02-06 [Frosty French Fry]: off with you..

2006-02-06 [B-Raz]: see thats why I don't look in things lol

2006-02-06 [W!ld KAT]: yeah, but its fun,...:P

2006-02-06 [B-Raz]: yeah but in a mafia it could get you killed lol

2006-02-06 [Lust]: Or worse..

2006-02-06 [W!ld KAT]: only if you dont already know what's in the box,...*big smile*

2006-02-06 [Frosty French Fry]: It will get you killed right now

2006-02-06 [Lust]: Even me? O.O

2006-02-06 [W!ld KAT]: *sad puppy face* i'm sorry,...

2006-02-06 [Frosty French Fry]: No...anyone who looks in the box..

2006-02-06 [Lust]: Chh, I dont wanna know, I bet its gay porn.. *walks away innocently*

2006-02-06 [W!ld KAT]: what? O.O

2006-02-06 [B-Raz]: wow thats harsh

2006-02-06 [Frosty French Fry]: yep..you caught me..thats what it is...*FUCK THAT......just take it to my office

2006-02-06 [W!ld KAT]: *salutes* yes sir!! *toy soldier marches with box to matts office*

2006-02-06 [Lust]: LMAO!

2006-02-06 [Frosty French Fry]: hhahahaha

2006-02-06 [Frosty French Fry]: I would love to wind that

2006-02-06 [W!ld KAT]: HA! i bet!

2006-02-06 [The Darkness of your soul]: hi

2006-02-06 [B-Raz]: hiya evil

2006-02-06 [Lust]: O.O

2006-02-06 [W!ld KAT]: :P wassup yall? cant stay long just sayin hi!!

2006-02-06 [Lust]: =) Ellos!

2006-02-06 [Voice of the Voiceless]: once again i need a spy that will help assist me in the police missions 1 &2

2006-02-06 [Lust]: Why dont you PM the spys?

2006-02-06 [Voice of the Voiceless]: i need a spy to be my partner so i can perform the missions 1 & 2

2006-02-06 [Lust]: Private message them!

2006-02-06 [Voice of the Voiceless]: i did none answered

2006-02-06 [Lust]: umm.. Maybe for a reason?

2006-02-06 [Voice of the Voiceless]: i don't know but im in school right now XD so im sorta bored, i couldve already completed all thos police station missions if i didnt have to worry about having a partner , itd be better if ide work alone >.>

2006-02-06 [The Darkness of your soul]: ...

2006-02-06 [Voice of the Voiceless]:    >.>.....

2006-02-06 [The Darkness of your soul]: >.< ........

2006-02-06 [Voice of the Voiceless]: o.o lmao

2006-02-06 [The Darkness of your soul]: w/e

2006-02-06 [Voice of the Voiceless]: what?

2006-02-06 [W!ld KAT]: boo yall!!

2006-02-07 [Psycho ShadowBlood]: hi

2006-02-07 [W!ld KAT]: howdy!

2006-02-07 [Soft as Bone]: welcome to [deathkiller008]

2006-02-07 [W!ld KAT]: welcome, welcome!!

2006-02-07 [Voice of the Voiceless]: >.> ok what the hell is gong on?

2006-02-07 [W!ld KAT]: i have no idea!! but hi! how're you?

2006-02-07 [Voice of the Voiceless]: hello , im doing fine, and how might you be?

2006-02-07 [Lust]: Cows can fly!

2006-02-07 [W!ld KAT]: monkeys are gonna take over the world,...

2006-02-07 [Voice of the Voiceless]: o.o

2006-02-07 [Jentianrysk]: .mou.

2006-02-07 [W!ld KAT]: :P i'm gonna go streakin,...*starts to strip then runs outside*

2006-02-07 [W!ld KAT]: oh! oh! i brought a new member!!

2006-02-07 [Lust]: O.o?

2006-02-07 [W!ld KAT]: [Deadly Pacifist] he's mah sword lovin buddy

2006-02-07 [Lust]: =)

2006-02-07 [W!ld KAT]: i told him he'd be happier as a weapons specialist but, you know,...whatever!!

2006-02-07 [Frosty French Fry]: I dont think any of my Assassins are very happy...not many jobs right now

2006-02-07 [Lust]: Awww

2006-02-07 [W!ld KAT]: yeah,...i know,...-_-,...anyways,...what's up yall?

2006-02-07 [Lust]: Ders one taht was caused by some one and its still hanging, probaly the cops alreayd have us down

2006-02-07 [Frosty French Fry]: In all Honesty I think I should be the only Assassin....Myself and one other person..just for that reason

2006-02-07 [W!ld KAT]: ya never know boss,....

2006-02-07 [Lust]: *roles her eyes* aint gonna happan

2006-02-07 [Frosty French Fry]: It sounds like a good idea

2006-02-07 [W!ld KAT]: yeah

2006-02-07 [Lust]: Maybe

2006-02-07 [the_puetzj]: hey i got kinda pissed and just left for like a week so i have no clue what is going on now

2006-02-07 [Lust]: Nuttin to much

2006-02-07 [W!ld KAT]: lol, u kno boss,...we need some posters!

2006-02-07 [Lust]: For?

2006-02-07 [Frosty French Fry]: Alright, I have to figure out how to put them other places in the Mafia...figure out someway to pick 2 of them to stay

2006-02-07 [the_puetzj]: posters are nice *winks*

2006-02-07 [W!ld KAT]: yay!! see?we need em!!

2006-02-07 [Lust]: Erm..

2006-02-07 [W!ld KAT]: what? we need some atmosphere here, i mean, even convicts get to have dirty posterz!!!

2006-02-07 [the_puetzj]: wait that could be bad for our rep if we are comparing ourselves to convicts

2006-02-07 [W!ld KAT]: hey! i'm not comparing us! i'm just sayin, dang everyone so sensitive!!

2006-02-07 [B-Raz]: I'M NOOOOOOOOOOOT lol

2006-02-07 [zoloftzantac]: "How can we get our mafia to stand out, stand out better then any other wiki out their?" Not to be a total smart ass, but how about starting out by spelling "there" the right way ...

2006-02-07 [Voice of the Voiceless]: haha

2006-02-07 [Sweet Surrender]: Maybe have the mafia visit other people's pages and sort of spredding the word or getting a hold of the person who is in charge of this page and maybe start publicizing...or if we want to be bad, start terroring other people....

2006-02-07 [Lust]: Okay no more feet for you! And stop complaining Mr guard and just fuckin change it!  a)Terrorising means banned,  b)anoyance means banned-eventually

2006-02-07 [lil bad azz]: hello everybody i am bobby and i am a new spy

2006-02-07 [Bran the Blessed]: ATTENTION: NOW HIRING MEDICAL ATTENDANTS. lol, anyone jioning that wants to be in medicine just let the ole doc know

2006-02-07 [itweetinHEELS]: hey everyone

2006-02-08 [Deadly Pacifist]: hello yall.

2006-02-08 [zoloftzantac]: *fixes the page* oh no, not your feet Boss, don't take your feet away ... *weeps in sorrow*

2006-02-08 [Lust]: .. Fine.. *curles up intpo a ball* in the bar

2006-02-08 [W!ld KAT]: howdy howdy howdy!!!!

2006-02-08 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: wow, somebody other than me that says howdy...

2006-02-08 [The Darkness of your soul]: please join The foamy minons

2006-02-08 [W!ld KAT]: ok!!

2006-02-08 [The Darkness of your soul]: sweet

2006-02-08 [W!ld KAT]: yeah buddy!!

2006-02-08 [The Darkness of your soul]: yep

2006-02-08 [W!ld KAT]: uh-huh!!

2006-02-08 [Sweet Surrender]: okay

2006-02-08 [The Darkness of your soul]: ...

2006-02-08 [W!ld KAT]: anyways,...what's up yall?

2006-02-08 [Lust]: *points up*

2006-02-08 [W!ld KAT]: *looks and drops towel completeley* wow,...

2006-02-08 [Lust]: O.O

2006-02-08 [W!ld KAT]: *grabs it back up quick* sorry *blushses*

2006-02-08 [Lust]: You can drop it, but i'm sure some one will.. *Rapes*

2006-02-08 [W!ld KAT]: *squeals in delight* yay!!

2006-02-08 [Lust]: ^-^ You needed it, your boy of a bf cant give =P

2006-02-08 [W!ld KAT]: hahaha! good one boss!

2006-02-08 [Lust]: I know! But its so true! =P

2006-02-08 [W!ld KAT]: =P so what's up yall?

2006-02-08 [B-Raz]: ok I gotta stop looking at these messages they are gettin more interesting everytime lol

2006-02-08 [W!ld KAT]: lol, yeah,...but you know you like it,...

2006-02-08 [B-Raz]: how do you know that? lol and why where you in just a towel?

2006-02-08 [W!ld KAT]: cuz frosty didn't want me to go streakin and i didnt feel like gettin dressed,....

2006-02-08 [B-Raz]: oh that makes since I think lol

2006-02-08 [W!ld KAT]: it does!!

2006-02-08 [B-Raz]: lol yeah but sadly I wasn't here when it droped lol

2006-02-08 [Deadly Pacifist]: *walks in* did someone steal my box of cookies?

2006-02-08 [B-Raz]: uhhhhhhhhhhhhh no *hides box behind me*

2006-02-08 [W!ld KAT]: i did!!*is standing there naked* *waves*'

2006-02-08 [B-Raz]: *laughs and turns around so I can't see* lol

2006-02-08 [Deadly Pacifist]: *frowns* i need my cookies AHHHHH i cant work without my cookies *panics and sees angel* hello ;)

2006-02-08 [W!ld KAT]: eh, oh well! *puts towel back on*

2006-02-08 [B-Raz]: lol dare I ask why you had it off? lol

2006-02-08 [W!ld KAT]: cuz i dropped it and didnt feel like pickinit up at the time,....

2006-02-08 [B-Raz]: oh ok then lol

2006-02-08 [Deadly Pacifist]: llllLAZZZZY... *buys another box a cookies* freakin theifs GRRRR

2006-02-08 [B-Raz]: lol yeah she may be lazy but you liked her being lazy about that lol

2006-02-08 [W!ld KAT]: so did you so dont even!! *throws towel into a chair and gets dressed regardless of the guys*

2006-02-08 [B-Raz]: hey I turned around member lol

2006-02-08 [Deadly Pacifist]: LOL i didnt.. .im lazy :P

2006-02-08 [W!ld KAT]: not this time you didnt!!

2006-02-08 [B-Raz]: yeah true lol well you just sorta got dressed so I don't see why I should turn around lol

2006-02-08 [Deadly Pacifist]: LOl u just wanted a peek

2006-02-08 [W!ld KAT]: so did you!!

2006-02-08 [B-Raz]: lol well it doesn't matter if I did I didn't see nuttin lol

2006-02-08 [W!ld KAT]: yeah, sure,...they never do,....

2006-02-08 [Deadly Pacifist]: lol i wasnt saying i didnt want a peek :P

2006-02-08 [Psycho ShadowBlood]: sup

2006-02-08 [Deadly Pacifist]: yello

2006-02-08 [W!ld KAT]: nm, you misssed quite a conversation my friend!

2006-02-08 [B-Raz]: hey cat lol

2006-02-08 [Deadly Pacifist]: i once had a cat... china man stole it... never saw him again.

2006-02-08 [W!ld KAT]: i got a new kitten on sunday!!

2006-02-08 [B-Raz]: REALLY :D how cute is it? lol

2006-02-08 [W!ld KAT]: really cute!! its solid dark grey, i love it!!!

2006-02-08 [B-Raz]: lol wow don't we sound scary lol

2006-02-08 [Deadly Pacifist]: i want a new cat *grumbles about chinese*

2006-02-08 [W!ld KAT]: lol,...hey i gotta go fo ra min, i'll be back in like 30, k?

2006-02-08 [Deadly Pacifist]: okie dokie later.

2006-02-08 [B-Raz]: so cat how is you :D

2006-02-08 [W!ld KAT]: i'm back!!

2006-02-08 [B-Raz]: YAAAAAAAAAAAY lol but like me and you are the only ones here lol

2006-02-08 [W!ld KAT]: awww, bummer!! not really but you know,...

2006-02-08 [B-Raz]: lol really well why isn't it a bummer? lol

2006-02-08 [W!ld KAT]: cuz you're here!!

2006-02-08 [B-Raz]: REALLY!?!?!?! *feels myself* OMG YOUR RIGHT :D lol

2006-02-08 [W!ld KAT]: lol,...guess waht?!

2006-02-08 [B-Raz]: WHAT WHAT WHAT TELL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE lol

2006-02-08 [W!ld KAT]: i have clothes on!!!

2006-02-08 [B-Raz]: OMG lol is that really so odd? lol

2006-02-08 [B-Raz]: OH OH OH but guess what :D lol

2006-02-08 [W!ld KAT]: what, what, what?? and yes it is lately,....

2006-02-08 [B-Raz]: ok then i'm not gonna say lol

2006-02-08 [W!ld KAT]: gonna say what? no i'm curious, say it!! o.O

2006-02-08 [B-Raz]: i'm not :P lol

2006-02-08 [Deadly Pacifist]: B-Raz stole my cookies *angry stare*

2006-02-08 [W!ld KAT]: *hands you back old box* here hun,...gotta go yall, nighy night!!

2006-02-08 [Deadly Pacifist]: night night :P B-raz ate em though :P

2006-02-08 [B-Raz]: well since i'm here alone *pulls out all my guns a axes and starts cleans the guns and sharpening the axes*

2006-02-08 [B-Raz]: *puts the weapons away and walks to the gym*

2006-02-08 [W!ld KAT]: *slams door as walks in and throws self into chair*

2006-02-08 [Kaze]: Okay, I'm hoping that I'll have that Bar finished, by Monday. I gave up on making it a still picture, so I've actually been making an actual 3D bar. And I need a populous to fill it, its 2 rooms, fairly basic, and no furniture as of yet. If someone wants to have a customized likeness of themselves in it, message me with a BRIEF description, no longer than say... three lines, and include where you would want to be located, and your current action. *peace sign* :3

2006-02-08 [W!ld KAT]: sounds cool bud!

2006-02-08 [Voice of the Voiceless]: <-- needs to get drunk <.< lol

2006-02-08 [W!ld KAT]: me too! wanna go to the bar?

2006-02-08 [Voice of the Voiceless]: sure =)

2006-02-08 [W!ld KAT]: meet ya there! ;)

2006-02-09 [Invader Havoc]: hi all, I am Lauryll (the loser) Iguess I am now a wiki member

2006-02-09 [B-Raz]: hiya :D

2006-02-09 [Bran the Blessed]: hello

2006-02-09 [B-Raz]: lauryll what are you?

2006-02-09 [Invader Havoc]: oh sorry... I am a spy hehe

2006-02-09 [B-Raz]: oh lol ok then

2006-02-09 [Deadly Pacifist]: shes a spy AHHHHH. i found a new box of cookies... GRRR no stealing b raz.. anyone want some?

2006-02-09 [B-Raz]: OH OH OH I DO :D lol

2006-02-09 [Deadly Pacifist]: *hands b raz a cookie and smiles* cookies rule the world... they would if we didnt eat them... cuz they rule that awesome.

2006-02-09 [Invader Havoc]: I want a cookie! *pouts*

2006-02-09 [B-Raz]: wow this is the earlyest i've ever been at the mafia

2006-02-09 [Lust]: Anything I missed?

2006-02-09 [Voice of the Voiceless]: * looks around* >.> <.<

2006-02-09 [B-Raz]: *throws free cookies to everyone*

2006-02-09 [The Darkness of your soul]: hi

2006-02-09 [B-Raz]: hello :D

2006-02-09 [The Darkness of your soul]: sup??

2006-02-09 [B-Raz]: nuttin just handing out free cookies lol

2006-02-10 [Lust]: Stalkers People.. *roles eyes*

2006-02-10 [Voice of the Voiceless]: * somehow pops out of no where over Lynney's shoulder o.o*

2006-02-10 [Lust]: Read it.. *grumbled**smacks his face with a frying pan* WHoops, how did I have this?

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